There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts

Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause...

From two amazing new talents comes a hilarious picture book that's guaranteed to be a runaway hit with both young and old. The funniest book since The Mole Who Knew It Was None Of His Business. Ages: 2+

 

There is a Monster Under My Christmas Tree Who Farts

The sequel to the hilarious There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts. How much trouble can one little monster cause at Christmas time?

Ages: 2+

 

The Pirate Who Had To Pee

From the bestselling authors of There Is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts

Pirate Pete had to pee as he sailed across the ocean... The toilet's broken onboard Captain Bones' ship and Pirate Pete needs to pee! It's a race back to town across a vast amount of water. With the constant splashing, dripping and swirling, will Jack be able to hold on? Ages: 2+

 

DINOSAUR DUMP

Straight from the prehistoric era comes an ex-STINK-tion story like no other!

Life's hard when there's only one toilet and all the dinos need to go! There's a dumping pterodactyl, a plopping stegosaurus and a T. rex who can't reach to wipe ...

But when it's finally Mike's turn, could one tiny bowel movement end in disaster?

Ages: 2+ 

 

THERE IS A MONSTER ON MY HOLIDAY WHO FARTS

Fart, Fart and Away!

Most families go on holiday to get away from it all. But what if a lingering smell followed you from one country to the next?

Get your passports ready ... we're about to go around the world in 80 farts!

Ages: 2+

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DON'T SPEW IN YOUR SPACESUIT

In a galaxy of gastro not so far away ...

Is there life on Mars? One little spaceman is determined to find out. Only no one told him that space travel can make you queasy. Can his stomach stop lurching from side to side long enough to solve the mystery?

Ages: 3+

 

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BURPZILLA

Frank's not himself when he's hangry...

The biggest, meanest, HUNGRIEST monster in Behemoth Bay has a problem ...

Frank has bitten off more than he can chew and now every time he opens his mouth he BURPS!

The other monsters are more than happy to offer him advice.

But will it work? Will Frank be cured? Or will he be belching to the end of his days?

Ages 3+

 
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FART MONSTER AND ME: THE CRASH LANDING

'THESE BOOKS REALLY GO OFF!' 
- Mac Park, Boy Vs Beast

The chapter books your reluctant reader will actually want to read!

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

Are those clouds shaped like bottoms?!

 

Nothing exciting has ever happened in BenDugan's backyard. That is, until something crash-lands from the biggest andsmelliest storm cloud in the sky!

In one split second, Ben's life changesforever ...

FART MONSTER AND ME is the hilarious newseries from bestselling duo Tim Miller and Matt Stanton - sure to get kids laughing... and reading!

Ages 5-7

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FART MONSTER AND ME: THE NEW SCHOOL

'THESE BOOKS REALLY GO OFF!' 
- Mac Park, Boy Vs Beast

The chapter books your reluctant reader will actually want to read!

Stone Beach Primary is not ready for Ben Dugan and his new best friend.

The teachers don't know what they're in for.

The students don't know what they'll be smelling.

Even Ben is unsure that he'll survive the first day ...

FART MONSTER AND ME is the hilarious new series from bestselling duo Tim Miller and Matt Stanton - sure to get kids laughing ... and reading!

Ages 5-7

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FART MONSTER AND ME: THE BIRTHDAY PARTY

'THESE BOOKS REALLY GO OFF!' 
- Mac Park, Boy Vs Beast

Ben’s been invited to a birthday party and the whole class is coming, including the fart monster. There are plenty of games and … a terrible smell. While everyone blames Turbo the dog, Ben knows it’s not his fault…

FART MONSTER AND ME is the hilarious series from bestselling duo Tim Miller and Matt Stanton - sure to get kids laughing … and reading!

Ages 5-7

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FART MONSTER AND ME: THE CLASS EXCURSION

'THESE BOOKS REALLY GO OFF!' 
- Mac Park, Boy Vs Beast

Ben’s class is off to visit the new space exhibit at the museum! The fart monster can’t wait to show Ben his home, Planet Let ‘er Rip, and when they find a space shuttle unattended … the opportunity is too good to pass up!

FART MONSTER AND ME is the hilarious series from bestselling duo Tim Miller and Matt Stanton - sure to get kids laughing … and reading!

Ages 5-7